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Sup newbies ??
I have two things to bring up.

A. I'm willing to provide lessons to the tech literate on how to better protect your shit.

• Of course you'll need to offer something in compensation.
• I have no use for weapons, armors, or lessons involved in those two things.
• If you're a cheap ass (which most of you are), I'm willing to accept a challenge in ViViD or at the gun range.
• I assure you that you can't beat me at either of those things.

B. I need a new friend in order to keep a promise.

• Your personality can't clash with my own.
• I enjoy playing video games, building hardware, customizing my weapons cache, farming for credits, and relaxing when I can.
• Not looking for sex probably.
• “Once she confesses to the target of her affections, she is no longer ‘tsun,’ or anything else, but a contemptible impure thing.” - some guy who is dead
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Do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers.

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[niceguypose]

Rin-san!!

I have been trying my best to learn more about this technology. But I would appreciate any lessons you could teac to me! I could pay you back in my ways! With youthful feelings of frienship, training lessons, or any challenge at all!!

I am so happy that you are looking for new friends as well! Please let me know if you would like to perform any activities of friendship with me! :D

Ah, but I am not sure what you mean by the term 'tsun'! Do you have any further explanation of that message from the deceased?

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[ Lee is her only friend... it's true. What a terrible thing to admit to one's self, but she doesn't seem to mind him. ]

I can teach you anything you want to know.
All you need to do is ask.

What are activities of friendship ??

Also ignore that message about tsun.
It wasn't for someone like you.

[niceguypose]

[Lee's all too proud to be her friend. But he hopes she can gain even more!]

Thank you, Rin-san! You're too kind!! I am sure that there is a lot I have yet to learn. But first, I think I want to know what you mean by protection of one's s stuff.

Activities of friendship are many activities that are enjoyed by friends! : ) There is the playing of games, spirited competitions, watching something entertainment or exchanging conversation! They can all be very lively and youthful!

Really? Ah, if you think I should not hear such a thing, I will forget it, Rin-san!! [He'll assume that it's some kind of a slur...]

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Private communication.
Right now when you send someone a message, you probably think you're the only one who can read it.
Except I'm really good at breaking into things so I could read any of your private conversations if I wanted to.

So you want to learn to keep people like me out, don't you ??
I mean not me because knowing you ??
You'd probably be ok with me reading your stuff.

I mean an enemy. [ On second thought, she doesn't want to do anything lively or youthful. Bum life for her. ]

[niceguypose]

Whaat?!???!!!! What do you mean other people can see it
Rin-san that sounds like an interesting skill! I did not know that you had ninja skills of your own!

You are right that I will gladly let you in! Please, Rin-san, all the secrets of my youth should be bare for you! That's how much I treasure our friendship!!

An enemy... I see.

[codere]

Yes, I think Naruto made that connection before.
That I'm a lot like you guys.

I'll teach you because our friendship is that important to me.

[niceguypose]

[Rock Lee can't hold all these feels enough to text so he switches to video and cries instead.]

Rin-san!!! My friendship is that important... That makes me feel so happy!! Thank you so much... We truly are all alike!

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[ Why. ] No, I think I need to take back that part where I said I was like you guys.

[ She is not this pathetic, right? ]

[niceguypose]

Are you sure? It seemed very heartfelt! I'll believe in that statement as long as I live!

[He flashes a thumbs up.]

My dear friend of youth and similar person to we ninjas of Konoha... Rin-san!

[Your jumpsuit will be in the mail.]