cerealia | 「ɢᴀᴍᴇ」

「ɢᴀᴍᴇ」

[ Because

SOME ASSHOLE is currently blowing through her prana pool for some reason, Rin decides to entertain herself by tinkering around on the network. That and she's been so bored lately without Shirou slaving around her apartment that she has to make an attempt to reach out to others one way or the other. ]

I'm bored. (⑅ ‘﹃’ )
You're bored.
I have an idea.

There was a website launched a few decades back where people would post a photo of themselves on the Internet.
Actually there were a number of sites of that nature, but the purpose of this one was different !!
People would vote on a scale of 1 to 10 on how HOT they were based on the photo chosen.
So if you've got the balls, you should post a pic and have people vote !!
BTW since I'm such a cool person, I made it so you could reply to people who vote.
I guess you could also post anonymously if you're afraid of the repercussions, but I'll know who you are ♡

[ TL;DR this is an in-character rating meme. Link a picture or post one, then have characters vote on a scale of 1 (ugly) to 10 (SUPAH HOT FIRE) and deal with repercussions. Spam away all you like. Rin can't actually tell who posts anonymously, but it's fun to threaten people. EDIT: Also if your character wouldn't post, feel free to say a NPC or Rin did it while making it look as if they posted it themselves. ALL THE MORE FUN. ]

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What gives you the idea that you're sick?

Sudden onslaught of fatigue.
Inability to focus on my work.
My muscles ache all over as well.

I don't mean to complain, but these are symptoms associated with the common cold.
As well as six types of cancer according to the search I put in, but I'm pretty sure I'm fine.

Have you searched mana depletion yet?

[Yeah, he knows he's at fault but as if he's bringing that up. He'd be grounded for weeks.]

[ Into the time out corner he goes. Again. ]

Mana depletion ??
I told you before that it happened in my time.
The world's resources just dried up.

You're running low on mana. If you want to feel better, you have two choices. Eat some food or go have sex with Saber since she has more than enough to share. It's up to you.

I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH SABER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
WTF ARCHER ??

Don't yell at me in text. For someone who clearly did the same with me, I don't see what's holding you back.

That was DIFFERENT.
You were in a lot of trouble.
I'm just not feeling well.

AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS ??

Archer what did you do ??

If you insist on knowing, some idiot assaulted me in the streets.

You were assaulted ??
I take it your victory was an easy one ??
It'd be embarrassing to me as your Master if you lost.

[ Not that it makes up for how shitty she feels!!! ]

It wasn't a fight I wanted to win so I held back. I didn't come out unscathed.

Let me make sure I understand this correctly.

Not only did you lose, you got hurt ??

[ ARCHER, YOU USELESS FUCK. ]

No. The other person decided to double-suicide. Which was foolish because of my Independent Action skill. Namely, I remained standing so I helped them out. Or I at least tried to.

I think your attempts to confuse me with a vague explanation are pathetic.
Explain yourself properly to your master or face the consequences.

We fought. My opponent realized that trying to fight me conventionally would result in a slow defeat. They attacked unconventionally, ignoring all the damage they took so they could land a single blow on me. The fight ended there and I proceeded to assist my opponent as they were clearly attacking me by mistake. I, however, still remain injured.

So

why don't you go have sex with Saber ??

First, I'm not interested in her, unlike you. Yes, I see the way you look at her every so often.

Second, I'm not the one who needs mana.

Only because you don't notice the way I look at you, stupid.
Wouldn't that stuff help you heal quicker ??

Wait.
I can use a Code Cast, stupid.

I notice how you look at me all the time. If I said I was waiting for you to say something, what would you say?

[HAH.]

But if you can do something like that, would you like me to return home? My wound is rather unsightly.

What would I say ??
I'm not entirely sure.
If I knew what I would say, then I would have said it by now.
I think that's something I can say with confidence.

Unsightly or not, isn't it better for me to see it than to let strangers see you like that ??

I think you don't actually have the confidence to say it.

I'll be home in a few minutes.

I'm not even sure if it would work.
You're not from the Moon Cell so what would I do if it was something ineffective ??
I know they work in ViViD because I've tested them there, but out here ??

What if I end up hurting you ??

Since I'm harping on courage I may as well say it.

If it's you hurting me, I don't mind: intentional or a mistake.

[ Guh, it's a good thing he can't see what she looks like right now. ]

Stupid, I don't want to hurt you.
Intentionally or through a mistake.

If you're hurting, then I want to help you.

[You know, he was walking the entire time. And now he's home and not really texting.]

Rin.

[He says it so casually but he's got three straight gouges in his chest. Any deeper and they'd be instantly fatal for a normal human.]

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