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RIN "my Anna kinda want none" TOHSAKA ([personal profile] codere) wrote in [community profile] cerealia2015-02-13 11:10 pm

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[ Because [personal profile] SOME ASSHOLE is currently blowing through her prana pool for some reason, Rin decides to entertain herself by tinkering around on the network. That and she's been so bored lately without Shirou slaving around her apartment that she has to make an attempt to reach out to others one way or the other. ]

I'm bored. (⑅ ‘﹃’ )
You're bored.
I have an idea.

There was a website launched a few decades back where people would post a photo of themselves on the Internet.
Actually there were a number of sites of that nature, but the purpose of this one was different !!
People would vote on a scale of 1 to 10 on how HOT they were based on the photo chosen.
So if you've got the balls, you should post a pic and have people vote !!
BTW since I'm such a cool person, I made it so you could reply to people who vote.
I guess you could also post anonymously if you're afraid of the repercussions, but I'll know who you are ♡


[ TL;DR this is an in-character rating meme. Link a picture or post one, then have characters vote on a scale of 1 (ugly) to 10 (SUPAH HOT FIRE) and deal with repercussions. Spam away all you like. Rin can't actually tell who posts anonymously, but it's fun to threaten people. EDIT: Also if your character wouldn't post, feel free to say a NPC or Rin did it while making it look as if they posted it themselves. ALL THE MORE FUN. ]
poised: (✰ gonna slap you so hard)

[personal profile] poised 2015-02-14 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Archer is the cause of many headaches.

[to address that first

but you know what Rin, Natalia's going to ignore the entire first part because otherwise she'd call bullshit and this would become a public catfight

pass..... at least for now.....]


I can help with at least a few of those symptoms. Would you like me to try?

[if it means rin won't post more hot or not memes....]
poised: (✰ okay but i think you're incorrect)

[personal profile] poised 2015-02-14 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
[another day, another chance for a public catfight.]

No debt. It's clear enough it's an inconvenience to many if you're feeling unwell.

[um this is obviously for the good of the people]
poised: (✰ are you sure it's ok to be that dumb)

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[personal profile] poised 2015-02-14 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Gross conversations on the network. Inconvenient. But then again, Natalia doesn't know how to have fun.

Regardless, she sighs faintly and switches to private-]


Archer gave me the gist of the situation.

Though I'm just as uncertain, if you're suffering from a depletion of energy, they are at least symptoms I'm familiar with. It would hardly be harmful to try mending your state.
poised: (✰ no i don't like the sound of that)

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[personal profile] poised 2015-02-14 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
He's an idiot and won't allow me to heal him.

His reasoning is something or another about respecting you but this is the most asinine form of respect I've ever witnessed.


[there's so much sniping going on here]

But he cannot dictate what you request of me. Would you like me to try at least restoring your stamina?
poised: (✰ have you considered not being an ass)

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[personal profile] poised 2015-02-14 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
[You're all absurdly dramatic and she's getting utterly fed up with it.

But that's fine. She can wait for Archer. Whatever. THE POINT HERE THOUGH-]


But what about you?

[Because as uncouth and difficult as Rin is, she's still easier to get along with than Archer.]
poised: (✰ are you sure it's ok to be that dumb)

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[personal profile] poised 2015-02-14 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
[For a few moments, Natalia just reads the message over a few times. How frustrating it is to have a difficult patient. Regardless-]

My name is Natalia.

My offer for assistance is always open. Please do not hesitate to contact me.
poised: (✰ okay but i think you're incorrect)

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[personal profile] poised 2015-02-14 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
Rin, correct? Master of Archer and Saber.

[weird as hell names]

Inevitably that means you're acquainted with Sakura and Shirou somehow as well.

... you all certainly know how to leave an impression.
poised: (✰ do goatees truly have such power?)

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[personal profile] poised 2015-02-14 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Are you for real......]

I've only learned a fraction of the past.

Is your future just as confusing? Parallel worlds and whatnot?


[That one conversation with Archer is going to help steer Natalia's experience with this entire cast.]
poised: (✰ nani the fuck)

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[personal profile] poised 2015-02-14 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
[So much.... information. Weird connections. Sakura and Shirou are dating but Sakura might be Rin's grandmother somehow? But Rin is currently Archer and Saber's Master. Not to mention the bit about Archer previously being Shirou somehow--

. . . . ah, yes.

Natalia's response takes a while but when it does, it's remarkably simple.]


Your burden is immense.

Consider this my apology if I happened to undermine it before.


[Even thinking about all this is giving her a headache.]
poised: (✰ okay but i think you're incorrect)

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[personal profile] poised 2015-02-14 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, she did kind of just tell Archer that Rin is a nuisance but that's.... that's a little too impolite to mention directly to Rin's face.]

I didn't understand what being a Master entailed. It's clearly much harder, particularly with all these parallel world difficulties.]
poised: (✰ call my people dirty one more time)

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[personal profile] poised 2015-02-14 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
More trouble than Archer already has, I suppose?
poised: (✰ do goatees truly have such power?)

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[personal profile] poised 2015-02-16 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm rather surprised I haven't actually witnessed a fight between them in that case.

Aside from Archer verbally berating Shirou, that is.
poised: (✰ gonna slap you so hard)

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[personal profile] poised 2015-02-19 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
... And you plan to just allow them to?

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