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[ Because SOME ASSHOLE is currently blowing through her prana pool for some reason, Rin decides to entertain herself by tinkering around on the network. That and she's been so bored lately without Shirou slaving around her apartment that she has to make an attempt to reach out to others one way or the other. ]

I'm bored. (⑅ ‘﹃’ )
You're bored.
I have an idea.

There was a website launched a few decades back where people would post a photo of themselves on the Internet.
Actually there were a number of sites of that nature, but the purpose of this one was different !!
People would vote on a scale of 1 to 10 on how HOT they were based on the photo chosen.
So if you've got the balls, you should post a pic and have people vote !!
BTW since I'm such a cool person, I made it so you could reply to people who vote.
I guess you could also post anonymously if you're afraid of the repercussions, but I'll know who you are ♡

[ TL;DR this is an in-character rating meme. Link a picture or post one, then have characters vote on a scale of 1 (ugly) to 10 (SUPAH HOT FIRE) and deal with repercussions. Spam away all you like. Rin can't actually tell who posts anonymously, but it's fun to threaten people. EDIT: Also if your character wouldn't post, feel free to say a NPC or Rin did it while making it look as if they posted it themselves. ALL THE MORE FUN. ]

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[nostatus]

[ It's too late now.

They're determined.



It's a vicious cycle. ]

ARE YOU IBLIND HEH JUST THRHBNENATED TO LEAVME ME BEHIND
ITKS THE WIOROST
WHAJT KIND OF IBEST FINED WOULD OD ITHAT
ALSO OYUD ADMITITIEND ITD BE JSOUSEI SO OYI UDONT GET TO COMPALIN AYMORE NOW

[sunshrouded]

SOUSEI LEFT ME FOR TEN YEARS

YOU CAN HANDLE FIVE MINUTES, SHINPACHI-SAN

[and for good measure, he sends another]

I BELIEVE IN YOU

[nostatus]

TEN YEYYARS/?
WOAJH
THAHTS ROUGH UBUDYD
BUT IY OU GUYS USEEM OK NOW SO I IGIUESS ITS COOL
LALTHOUGH SNANO AND I IWIERE APART FOR OWAY MORE THAN NTEN YEARS
BUT THAT WAHS SINCE WEJE DIDNT KNOW OEIAACH OTHER YET
AND EHHE WAS TOO BUYSY TIDCKING SWORODIS INTO HIS HGUT

[ Some messages might come across a little more heartfelt were they not typed in all caps lock. ]

[sunshrouded]

NOT KNOWING EACH OTHER YET DOESN'T COUNT!!!!

[how do all of their conversations strangely turn into some kind of competition

#testosterone]

I'VE KNOWN SOUSEI SINCE WE WERE KIDS

ANYWAY LIKE I WAS SAYING YOU'LL LIVE THROUGH THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES

[another text in like 12 seconds:]

FOUR MINUTES

[nostatus]

FIVE MINUHNTES IS OFOR IGLOSERS
I CJAN DUSRIVVE WITHOUT UANO FOR

[ There's this really obvious thinking pause over here before he sends another message. ]

ALT EAST HALF JAN HOUR
JSUT WAHTCM ME
ILL KFORCE HIM OUT OF THE APAPRTMENT [ Somehow even this ended up as a competition... ]

[sunshrouded]

[okay now here's the part where tenka just wants to give shinpachi some shit:]

COOL

HE CAN COME OVER AND HANG OUT WITH ME AND SOUSEI

MAYBE I'LL WIN OUT OVER OKITA-SAN NEXT TIME HE NEEDS TO PICK A BEST FRIEND

[nostatus]

TENNAK
ARE YOU UYRING TO SOTEAL MY BEST IFIRNED
SINCE I ITIHNK I SMELL A FIRIEND STEALLER OVER HEHRE!!!Q`1!1

[sunshrouded]

CAN YOU SMELL ME

CAN YOU REALLY

SHINPACHI-SAN YOUR NOSE IS AMAZING

[is he even being serious anymore probably not]

[nostatus]

[ Are they serious or not: the eternal Shinpachi and Tenka mystery. ]

FIRIEND SRKESALERS SRECHTE WORST OF OCURSE I CAN JSEMLL THEM FIRM THAT FAR
ITS JUST J OME OF JSNAGAKURA SHINAOCJSI MANY TOAENTS [ Who even knows what the other talents are. ]

[sunshrouded]

SHINPACHI-SAN'S MANY TALENTS:

ELEGANTLY PASSING OUT ON BARS
SMELLING FRIEND STEALERS
FOR SOME REASON NOT OWNING UP TO KISSING CUTE GIRLS

WHAT A GUY

[nostatus]

youu knkwo youre tiyyping words but uiiall i scan readis
pleasoe come over and k icisk my ass shinnjdpachisan

[ And he means that in the fondest way possible, okay. There's no activity better suited for manly bonding than kicking each other's asses, just ask literally all of Shinpachi's male friends.. ]

iill have oyi unkow thats also oone of my otalents [ LEGITLY SO PROUD OF IT.. ]

[sunshrouded]

[and his answer is just this:]

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SPAR WITH A SHINSENGUMI

[HE'S NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING?? maybe he should be afraid. but also wow, talk about testosterone]

pretend that last text was also in caps.. you didn't see anything...

[nostatus]

[ This seems like fifteen times more intense with their caps locks buttons not turned off.. ]

ILL MAKEK YOUI REIGRET THOSOE WORDS
IF I IIWIPE THE LFOOR WIT H YOUR IASS YOURE GONNA HBE GEITNG US SOEME EXTRAP EEXENSIVE SAKE

[ "Us" as in.. who knows. The two of them and whoever else of the brosquare comes along to drink, since like hell Shinpachi is going to drink alone. Even if that sort of beats the purpose of having it as a prize to begin with, huh. ]

[sunshrouded]

IF I WIN MAYBE I'LL ACTUALLY MAKE YOU PAY FOR YOUR SAKE FOR ONCE

[TBQH SHINPACHI??? YOU NEVER PAY FOR SHIT.........]

[nostatus]

WHAHT
NO OY UCASNT DO THAT TO M E
IM BORKE
THAHTD MEAN I WOUODNT HABG OUT IWITH YOUNANYMORE ISNCE I COULDN T AFOFRD TO GO OT THE BBAR

[ The true reason he never pays for shit... although then again, he could just mooch off Sano's wallet instead. You know, like he usually does anyway back home. ]

[sunshrouded]

YOU'VE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN I HAVE
HOW CAN YOU BE BROKE?????

DID YOU NOT HELP OUT THE CEREALIAN PRINCE

[the real reason why Tenka and Sousei have Way Too Much Money

Tenka fell for the spam bot]

[nostatus]

NNO
EWIAIT WHAT ARE OYO USAYING YOU HAHVEM ONEY
FORK IT OUFVER
SHAHRE SOME
WERE PALS IRGHTH!211!

[1/2]

[sunshrouded]

WHAT!!!! NO GET YOUR OWN!!!
ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME IN TROUBLE WITH SOUSEI
SHUT UP MAN

[sunshrouded]

[ . . . . . ]

haha i mean

money

what money

no i am just a poor man

[nostatus]

YOU SLIIPPED UP IBIG TIME MAN
I NOW KONOW YOU HHVHE MTEHEM ONYE
I KNWO WHEREU UYOU LIVE!11!

[sunshrouded]

???????? HOW?????????

SHINPACHI-SAN IS A GROSS STALKER TOO

ADD IT TO THE LIST OF TALENTS!!!!!!!

[nostatus]

AREOI YOU SAYING YO UDO NT LIVE IN THE BAR
YOURE THEHRE ALL THE TIIME

[sunshrouded]

YOU KNOW I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR YOU

DO YOU LIVE ON THE COUNTER OF MY BAR SHINPACHI-SAN

BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE I CONSTANTLY FIND YOUR FACE PLANTED

[nostatus]

YOU JNKOW SOME PEOPLE PWEIULD COSNIDER HAIVIGN A CAPTAIN OF THE SHENGINEUMI IN THEIRU UCBAR A PRIVOLEGE

[ .. well, not.. all people.. considering their reputation.. but whatever, at least someone has to think highly of him here, alright. ]

YOUI UCOULD OROBPABLY SELL HTHAT OUNTER AND NGET MORE MONEY
ILL AUITPGRAPH IT WE CAN PSLIT

[sunshrouded]

MENTION IT TO ME AGAIN WHEN I'M AS POOR AS YOU ARE

[this is how he treats his real friends]