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[codere]

[ While others were affected by a deep sleep and strange dreams, Rin's inability to stay passed out for longer than a couple of hours forced her awake in time to see something rare. Both of her Servants who didn't need sleep were no doubt affected by the same thing that plagued many and were passed out. Which meant as their Master, Rin Tohsaka had a single duty. ]

Hello everyone !!
You should check out this photo I took.

Attachment: archerzzz.jpg

I think I could really get into this photography thing ♥

[ For added bonus, she's also managed to draw a cute lion on Saber's cheek, but can't snag a picture of it in time before they're stirring awake. Time to act super casual! ]

Comments

[codere]

Yes because the normal thing to do is to take pictures of every single person who annoys you.

[ Which means no, she doesn't. BECAUSE SHE'S NORMAL AND NOT SOME WEIRDO WHO KEEPS A GALLERY OF ENEMIES. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ IT MIGHT BE NORMAL?!?!??!

... then again, Athena has mugshots of everyone. Court Record, holla. ]

Hey, you're right. Sorry about that!

[codere]

[ IT ISN'T NORMAL AT ALL. ]

She's easy enough to recognize.
The redhead adult that shows up to every social event.

[psycholawgy]

Oh!! She posts with red font all the time!

[codere]

That's the one.

[ Is it any surprise that Rin can't get along with her? ] It's kind of a fun game setting up an automatic response, but we'll see how it works out.

[psycholawgy]

She seems kinda scary! I won't talk to her unless I have to.

[codere]

You shouldn't let people intimidate you.
It reflects poorly on you.

[psycholawgy]

But my self-esteem isn't that high to begin with. :(

[codere]

omg we're not going to have this convo.
I'm not going to try coaching you into being more confident.
That's what therapists are for.

[psycholawgy]

I am a therapist!!
It's just hard sometimes, ok :(

[codere]

You can't give yourself therapy, stupid.
You have to see ANOTHER therapist to talk about YOUR problems.
That's how counseling works.

[psycholawgy]

I usually gain my confidence back when I yell "I'M ATHENA CYKES AND I'M FINE!"
So it kinda works out... right? :D

[codere]

This is the most pathetic thing I've learned about you.
I almost don't want to break into your private messages to see what kind of conversations you have with others.

[psycholawgy]

Oh, that's okay. I can't keep secrets about myself, so if there's anything you want to know, Widget will probably spit it out.

It's a bad thing. :(

[codere]

Wait.
Hold on.
You keep a piece of technology with you that's willing to tell all of your secrets to someone who just ASKS ??

[psycholawgy]

WE CAN'T HELP IT
I think he can shut up sometimes, though!!! I'll have to actually try that some time in person with someone.

[codere]

YOU COULD JUST LEAVE IT AT HOME ??
omg how do you even function irl ??

[psycholawgy]

He's a part of me! I'm never letting go, Jack!

[codere]

Then he needs to be reprogrammed to work to your best interests.
Spilling everything like that has to be a malfunction !!

[psycholawgy]

No way, Widget doesn't malfunction!
My mom's inventions are perfect!

[codere]

So your mom programmed Widget to just tell your secrets on whim?
You've had it for what ??
18 years ??
It's probably just a bit worn and could use a tune up.

[psycholawgy]

He's supposed to be an extension of my heart.
And also he has a very special program installed in him.

[codere]

Man I want to take him apart and see what kind of programming he has.
Someday.
n-e-way he probably could be reconfigured to not do that if you want.

[psycholawgy]

You can do that? :O

[codere]

Probably.
I'll need to poke around inside first to see if it can be accessed from an outside source.
But

[ She cuts herself off at that. ]