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[codere]

[ Because SOME ASSHOLE is currently blowing through her prana pool for some reason, Rin decides to entertain herself by tinkering around on the network. That and she's been so bored lately without Shirou slaving around her apartment that she has to make an attempt to reach out to others one way or the other. ]

I'm bored. (⑅ ‘﹃’ )
You're bored.
I have an idea.

There was a website launched a few decades back where people would post a photo of themselves on the Internet.
Actually there were a number of sites of that nature, but the purpose of this one was different !!
People would vote on a scale of 1 to 10 on how HOT they were based on the photo chosen.
So if you've got the balls, you should post a pic and have people vote !!
BTW since I'm such a cool person, I made it so you could reply to people who vote.
I guess you could also post anonymously if you're afraid of the repercussions, but I'll know who you are ♡

[ TL;DR this is an in-character rating meme. Link a picture or post one, then have characters vote on a scale of 1 (ugly) to 10 (SUPAH HOT FIRE) and deal with repercussions. Spam away all you like. Rin can't actually tell who posts anonymously, but it's fun to threaten people. EDIT: Also if your character wouldn't post, feel free to say a NPC or Rin did it while making it look as if they posted it themselves. ALL THE MORE FUN. ]

Comments

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[poised]

This is absolutely unacceptable!! A public network is no place for such unrefined discussion!

Certainly there's something better you could be doing with your time.

[alright princess settle down]

[codere]

Other than lay around in bed and recover, there's nothing else I could be doing with my time.

I think you're just too scared to post.

[ CALLS HER OUT. ]

[1/2]

[poised]

As if you're in a position to talk without posting anything yourself. My self-esteem is not so low that I bait attention from others..

[MUTUAL CALLING OUT]

[poised]

[but god damn everything she suffers from a bleeding heart so a little bit afterward

because this was definitely an afterthought]

What are your symptoms of illness?

[codere]

As I explained earlier, it'd be unfair of me to post myself after suggesting the game as it could be seen as fishing for compliments.
Which I don't need.
Plus no one wants to see me in my condition.
They'd give me pity votes because of how sick I am.

Fatigue, muscle soreness, and a headache.
Turns out my stupid Archer is to blame for this.

[poised]

Archer is the cause of many headaches.

[to address that first

but you know what Rin, Natalia's going to ignore the entire first part because otherwise she'd call bullshit and this would become a public catfight

pass..... at least for now.....]

I can help with at least a few of those symptoms. Would you like me to try?

[if it means rin won't post more hot or not memes....]

[codere]

[ Aw but public catfights are what Rin's known for if this post is any indicator of her activity. ]

Then I'd be in your debt.

[ Now she's not above accepting help, but this is from someone she deems a stranger?? So it'd be strange!

If only she knew.

If only. She. Knew. ]

[poised]

[another day, another chance for a public catfight.]

No debt. It's clear enough it's an inconvenience to many if you're feeling unwell.

[um this is obviously for the good of the people]

[codere]

Inconvenience ??
I guess that it is.

[ She tries to do fun stuff with people and gets told it's an inconvenience. Nothing like that slap to her pride to get her to shut up. ]

I'm not sure if you can help me.
It's an odd problem that I've never experienced before.

private

[poised]

[Gross conversations on the network. Inconvenient. But then again, Natalia doesn't know how to have fun.

Regardless, she sighs faintly and switches to private-]

Archer gave me the gist of the situation.

Though I'm just as uncertain, if you're suffering from a depletion of energy, they are at least symptoms I'm familiar with. It would hardly be harmful to try mending your state.

private

[codere]

[ Once she does switch it to private, Rin makes sure it's secure. No one's breaking into her private conversations. ]

Then you understand his condition.
My problem will end when he's taken care of.

Unfortunately he seems to think I can help him.
I probably should have told him from the start I was ill fit as a Master for him, but he seemed confident in my ability.

private

[poised]

He's an idiot and won't allow me to heal him.

His reasoning is something or another about respecting you but this is the most asinine form of respect I've ever witnessed.

[there's so much sniping going on here]

But he cannot dictate what you request of me. Would you like me to try at least restoring your stamina?

private

[codere]

If you can heal him, you may as well just wait for him to message you back.
Because I guarantee that he will.
So if you'll just wait for that, it'll be good.
Thanks.

[ Which means now she's in a bad mood because of a third party being dragged into the drama that is Archer and Rin learning to deal with each other.

Now she knows why Archer is always in a shitty mood!! It's cause his Master is a shit herself. ]

private

[poised]

[You're all absurdly dramatic and she's getting utterly fed up with it.

But that's fine. She can wait for Archer. Whatever. THE POINT HERE THOUGH-]

But what about you?

[Because as uncouth and difficult as Rin is, she's still easier to get along with than Archer.]

private

[codere]

[ That's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever thought about her here tbh. ]

It'll pass.
He told me to eat and rest up.

[ Also to go have sex, but she's not going to admit that to anyone EVER. Type-Moon, man. This shit. ]

private

[poised]

[For a few moments, Natalia just reads the message over a few times. How frustrating it is to have a difficult patient. Regardless-]

My name is Natalia.

My offer for assistance is always open. Please do not hesitate to contact me.

private

[codere]

Thank you, Natalia.
I'm certain you've probably gotten my name by now so there's no point in me announcing it.

[ She's clearly the pinnacle of manners and social anxiety all rolled into one. ]

[pure_confidence]

And yet it's no worse then you might hear at the local pub. So long as no harm comes from it, shouldn't we allow the others to have their fun? I've seen far worst behavior in my time.

[ it's a given, considering she's army. But, believe it or not, she appreciates the outrage. It's refreshing, all things considered. ]

[poised]

This is not a local 'pub', ma'am. Rather, it is a public network and I know for certain that there are underaged persons that peruse through this form of communication.

If there is any fun to be had from this, it is likely from those disgusting pigs who have been posting pictures of people caught unawares!

[pure_confidence]

Be that as it may, short of a blackout, I highly doubt we'll be able to stop these... so called miscreants from having their fun. So long as no one is exploiting the children by posting their pictures, I suppose we'll have to hope for their good judgment in avoiding the rest.

[ even though that's highly unlikely. Children are children after all. ]

[poised]

They shouldn't have to avoid them is my point, ma'am! People should know better than to air such inappropriate matters in a public space.

[pure_confidence]

Then would you care to start a petition? Perhaps if you take this directly to Elias or Vincere they might be able to help you with your cause.

[ although she dare thinks that the only way to put an end to this is to shut off the CERESnet or whatever it's called altogether. Hence why she's suggesting the only two NPCs that seem to be able to do anything. ]

[poised]

A... petition?

I would rather take this directly to the person who posted this nonsensical chaotic game in the first place!

[pure_confidence]

Yes, but having the voice of the people supporting you adds weight to your request. Especially considering Mr. Vincere has rather questionable taste himself.

[poised]

But this game isn't being run by Mr. Vincere, ma'am!